I took this from f0xyme:

If I were a month I would be:
October

If I were a day of the week I would be:
friday

If I were a time of day I would be:
Dusk

If I were a planet I would be:
The Moon

If I were a sea animal I would be:
A seaturtle


If I were a piece of furniture I would be:
A bed

If I were a sin I would be:
Laziness

If I were a historical figure I would be:
Anastasia (Not the singer)

If I were a liquid I would be:
Coke

If I were a tree I would be:
Birch

If I were a flower/plant I would be:
A bat-flower (Yes, there is something who is named like that)

If I were a kind of weather I would be:
Rain

If I were a musical instrument I would be:
Guitar

If I were an animal I would be:
A bear

If I were a color I would be:
Black

If I were a vegetable I would be:
A potato

If I were a sound I would be:
Noises from the big city

If I were an element I would be:
Fire

If I were a car I would be:
An old WV bus with flowers on

If I were a song I would be:
RIGHT NOW? I Will Survive xD That song Is SO Drag queen-ish

If I were a movie I would be directed by:
Tim Burton

If I were a book I would be written by:
Pete Wentz or Gerard Way

If I were a food I would be:
A rainbowcolored lollypop

If I were a place I would be:
A big city

If I were a material I would be:
Porcelain

If I were a taste I would be:
liqourice

If I were a scent I would be:
liquorice

If I were a word I would be:
Emo

If I were an object I would be:
Leaf

If I were a body part I would be:
The heart

If I were a facial expression I would be:
Hidden

If I were a cartoon character I would be:
Nemi or Ororon

If I were a shape I would be a:
Asymmetrical

If I were a number I would be:
13